{"id":2329,"date":"2012-02-28T02:16:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T23:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"i\u2019m sitting on the floor of a dark, empty, echo-y, dirty room, eating stuffed vine leaves with my fingers out of a can. i wiped my mouf with the store receipt. #ghetto\r\n\r\nThe movers just left with my things. I feel like I\u2019ve been butt raped by a rabid gan"},"modified":"2012-03-07T20:59:53","modified_gmt":"2012-03-07T17:59:53","slug":"2329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/2012\/02\/28\/2329\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m sitting on the floor of a dark, empty, echo-y, dirty room, eating stuffed vine leaves with my fingers out of a can. i wiped my mouf with the store receipt. #ghetto<\/p>\n<p>The movers just left with my things. I feel like I\u2019ve been butt raped by a rabid gang of inbred gorillas and left for dead. Only worse.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it may be illegal but I\u2019m taking (some of) my beloved lilac tree with me to NY.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/20120228-011633.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/20120228-011633.jpg\" alt=\"20120228-011633.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m sitting on the floor of a dark, empty, echo-y, dirty room, eating stuffed vine leaves with my fingers out of a can. i wiped my mouf with the store receipt. #ghetto The movers just left with my things. I feel like I\u2019ve been butt raped by a rabid gang of inbred gorillas and left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2366,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions\/2366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}