{"id":4139,"date":"2013-09-29T20:23:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-29T17:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"it's an inconspicuous toupee. What toupee, you axe. I know.\r\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.09.28-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Screen shot 2013-09-29 at 1.09.28 PM\" width=\"668\" height"},"modified":"2013-09-29T20:26:05","modified_gmt":"2013-09-29T17:26:05","slug":"4139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/2013\/09\/29\/4139\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s an inconspicuous toupee. What toupee, you axe. I know.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.09.28-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Screen shot 2013-09-29 at 1.09.28 PM\" width=\"668\" height=\"670\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4140\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.09.28-PM.png 668w, http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.09.28-PM-186x186.png 186w, http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.09.28-PM-280x280.png 280w, http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.09.28-PM-426x428.png 426w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 668px) 100vw, 668px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Also, meet Schmoigel, the friendly Jewish spinster wighead. Oy veeey.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.17.13-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Screen shot 2013-09-29 at 1.17.13 PM\" width=\"666\" height=\"673\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4144\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.17.13-PM.png 666w, http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.17.13-PM-186x187.png 186w, http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.17.13-PM-280x282.png 280w, http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Screen-shot-2013-09-29-at-1.17.13-PM-423x428.png 423w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s an inconspicuous toupee. What toupee, you axe. I know. Also, meet Schmoigel, the friendly Jewish spinster wighead. Oy veeey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4139"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4146,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4139\/revisions\/4146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.donteverloveme.com\/diary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}