jesus, people always list these jointed dolls as Debbie Drake, to make a buck.
For the last time, she ain’t Debbie unless she has WHITE hair.

Hello. My name is Yatabazah and I will cut you.

Same old tricks.

I just found out Kiraz means Cherry in Turkish. It’s in the menu! So there.

Mary covers her head, as per Muslim tradition.

so ok. what i absolutely love [obsess] about human hair, is that it’s changeable like the weather and the moods. Here she sits all curled and properly flipped, two days later however, humidity on the Bosphorus, made the curl looser and sexier. Look at the previous post. A++
Goddamned plastic hair don’t do that FOR YOU, MISSY. It don’t put on a show for you. Like human hair does.

Travel companion.

Mary Collins, Bosphorus, Türkiye.
Agreeable wind.

We just landed. Do NOT fly Turkish Airlines. Under no circumstances. Mary Collins vomited. GAWD.

Preparing something. A formula. NOTHING to do with YataFix. Something else.
I hope I don’t get myself blown up in the process.

As soon as I get back, I’m getting this cheap little camera and will start making vlog-y videos, mostly in the bathtub. I have this very original idea, that if I put it in a good ziplock or something, I can also do underwater sequences. Why don’t they make waterproof iPhones, dammit.

I feel like making little films like the one below, only underwater. *boner*

Mary!
KINDLY finish packing already, I need to wash my y-fronts! Dammit! Gawd.

We’re leaving for Istanbul tomorrow. Btw, any tips for that place? Do they have a flea market?

xxx
Yatabazah

A lethal combination of Paul and Starbucky. So good. So carbohydrated.

In this month’s “Gynaika” magazine, an interview about my new movies, art directing, doll work, wigs etc. Riveting, surely.

I forgot to tell you that after the Tura Satana wig auction went live, I was contacted by the really sweet manager of the real live Tura Satana and we discussed the possibility of releasing a whole line of black Tura wigs. That sounds fun, except that my wigs are in such limited editions to be able to do more than a few black ones. We shall see.

xxx
Yatabazah